FW: Quiz (fwd)

[Mike Harrelson <mikeh@mindspring.com>]

Hey Chris, did you get this?  :P

-- mikeh

>
> > Just in case some of you are looking to make a career change......
> >
> > The following quiz consists of four questions that establish
> > whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. The
> > questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like
> > a professional.
> >
> > ----------
> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> > The CORRECT answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe
> > and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are
> > doing simple things in a complicated way.
> > ----------
> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
> > INCORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and
> > shut the refrigerator.
> > CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
> > in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your
> > memory.
> > ----------
> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, to which all the
> > animals are summoned. All the animals attend except one. Which
> > did not attend?
> > CORRECT answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the
> > refrigerator! This question tests your ability to assimilate
> > information and apply it in new contexts.
> > ----------
> > OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this
> > one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a
> > professional...
> >
> > 4. Thousands of ferocious crocodiles live in the river, and there
> > is no bridge. You must cross the river, and you must take action
> > in 5 seconds. How do you cross the river?
> > CORRECT Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
> > attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning
> > ability under the threat of duress.
> >
> >
> > If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a
> > true professional. Wealth and success await you.
> >
> > If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do
> > but there's hope for you.
> >
> > If you answered two out of four, start scouting the local unions.
> >
> > If you answered one out of four, consider a career that does not
> > require the use of mental function-- higher or otherwise. You
> > know, like politics.
> >
> > If you answered none correctly, and you are not supported by a
> > trust fund, it is time to seriously consider selling some of your
> > organs or at least start with your reproductive ones.
> >
> >
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