Crashing MIR Space Station Detecto-Hat

[Peggy McKinney <peggym@mindspring.com>]

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Crashing MIR Space Station Detecto-Hat

The latest news from NASA, TASS, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, not to mention the 
Cartoon Network, is that the Russian Space Station MIR has outlived its 
uselessness and is preparing to crash to earth in a mass of flaming 
debris.That flaming debris may,or may not, fall on your head!

DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN!!

We are offering, here on eBay, for a limited time, the one, the only, 
Crashing MIR Space Station Detecto Hat. Made of the best stainless steel 
double-handled colander five dollars could buy and a modicum of ultra-high 
quality aluminum foil, this Detecto-Hat is GUARANTEED to alert you exactly 
one nanosecond before it hits that some of the aforementioned "flaming 
debris" is about to land on you! This is achieved by the use of the high 
tech retractable "multi-faceted bristle-antenna" we like to call a bottle 
brush.

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS!

This Detecto-hat is uni sex and, as our highly-paid, and frightened models 
show, can be worn by anyone. One size fits all. Don't forget your pet! Our 
test-model Hershey is protected....shouldn't YOUR dog? Be the first in your 
neighborhood to sport not only a phenomenal personal protective device, but 
a multi-use kitchen tool when the danger of an ineveitable result of our 
highly-technological world has abated. Endorsed by the PPWR (Personally 
Paranoid Without Reason) and other organizations which are too numerous to 
mention. Measuring a full 12 inches tall (antenna retracted) it will afford 
you the protection you need at an amazingly low price. With the antenna 
fully extended (for maximum protection) the full height is whopping 14"!


(it sold for $60.99)