[mob] Fictional character testifies to Congress...

[Robbie Honerkamp <robbie@shorty.com>]

http://robots.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/04/23/elmo.hill/index.html

Yes, that's right. A man sat on the floor in front of a
room full of congressmen with one hand in a cloth puppet
and 'gave evidence' as Elmo, a Sesame Street character.

With all the news coverage this has recieved, not one 
reporter has bothered to ask why the heck congress is
wasting its time listening to cloth puppets.

What's next? Will Eric Cartman talk about teenage obesity?
Maybe Snoopy can come testify about the horrors of puppy
farms. 

Sigh,
Robbie