[mob] Fwd: Cover letter

['Robbie Honerkamp' <robbie@shorty.com>]

Heather recieved this cover letter from a job applicant today. He's
either over or under qualified, I'm not sure which.

Robbie

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Dear Sirs:

I am a Theoretical Physicist and gifted Mathematician and Computer expert
who worked on the Advanced Saturn and did so much mathematics there that a
man took it to Lockheed and made the first CAD package.  My personal
accomplishments take ten pages of single type.  I have revoluntionized the
shoe industry pattern creation to be cut by lasers and the mathematics for a
suit manufacturer to take points off a picture and cut the patters using a
laser.  I have rearranged factories for more efficient running and helped
two become accredited with ISO.  I have reorganized business units for
better handling of customers and field personnel.  And I have taught
mathematics from 17 different text books.  I have given thousands jobs and
education.

I traveled all over this country doing things for IBM customers and still
programmed many of their systems.  Became a national support person and
traveled this country from shore to shore.  I know linear programming and 18
other mathematical procedure and I have written in 30 computer languages.  I
programmed an AIM66 for Burt Reynolds private bus.  I have dined with
entertainers, traveled with Senators.  Met every Grand Ole Opry star.  Saw
Dolly Parton start her career with porter Wagoner.

So I am offering this information as a physicist for the betterment of your
business.  When a cloud moves swiftly over our terrain, within the clouds
the electrons move around the earths magnetic lines of force and will embark
on spinning according to the Coriolis force in the hemisphere.  This forms
an entity that will not allow the TV signal through to reach the disk.  The
larger disks don't have enough of the signal covered and it reaches.  This
would appear to be a problem with the small disk enterprises.

I am now a student of health and mental health.  I know how to make special
subliminal tapes and modify the RAS area in the back of our heads.  Also
understand the human body and its reactions to free radicals and the impact
on health.  I am writing a series of articles on what I know as a physicist,
mathematician, health, music, weaving, art, computers, electronics,
woodworker, roofer, insulator.

Sincerely yours,
(name erased for the protection of the author)