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Lovely spam..
I'm not passing this on because I hate spam.
I'm passing this on so I can make lots of money.
How many times have you gottem spam that included an 800 number?
Have you ever wanted to call the 800 number millions of times and
run their phone bill up sky-high for inconveniencing you with their
dreck? Well, this morning I got this spam that promised me that
I'd earn $100 every time their 800 number was called. That sounds
pretty good to me!
Please call their 800 number listed towards the end of their spam.
Please call it several times. Over and over and over again.
Leave long messages on their answering machine. Call repeatedly and
read excerpts from your favorite RFC to them. Or sing your favorite
Led Zeppelin song. Explain the advantages of IPv6. Or why Palm Computing
was stupid to not put an expansion slot on the Palm III.
Remember, they have one 800 and three 888 numbers listed. That's lots
of calling. Just remember, you're doing this to make me filthy
rich, not to annoy some jerkoff spammer. That makes it okay.
Robbie
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>>From [email protected] Wed Apr 29 21:50:49 1998
Delivered-To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 11:08:00
Subject: Earn $100 every time OUR phone rings....
ALL YOU DO IS ADVERTISE OUR 800 NUMBER! THAT'S ALL!!
$100 goes to you for every sale that we close!
We need you to make our phone ring......
I am not talking about MLM! Does the idea of making at least
$1,500 per week beginning your 2nd week of doing business excite you?
How about never having to sell a thing to your customer to make money?
I MADE OVER $1,000 MY FIRST WEEK! MY SECOND WEEK, I MADE OVER $1,800....
Does this excite you? It certainly excites me considering I only
put in 4 hours or less per week to generate this kind of revenue.
If you are an average person like myself who has always desired to be
in business for themselves and absolutely doesn't like selling or having
to talk to people to make a living, then this is for you.
Every aspect of selling or talking to someone is done completely by the company.
I DO NOT TOUCH THE TELEPHONE AND NEITHER WOULD YOU!
First, Our Promise To You:
1) NO Selling!
2) NO Talking or Personal Contact with others, on the phone or in person!
3) NO Mandatory mailing of postcards, products or information to prospects!
4) NO Prospecting or Cold Calling of any kind!
ALL OF THIS IS DONE BY THE COMPANY!!!
WHAT THIS BUSINESS WILL DO FOR YOU:
* Handles all your calls, closes your sales, and
sends you WEEKLY commission checks!
* It pays you a $100 commission (that's over 50% of the total sale)
for EVERY sale. CHECKS put $$$ in your pocket in less than your first
week or two... Quick commission earnings build and maintain motivation.
ALL YOU DO IS ADVERTISE the toll-free number and your ID number.
* You can get STARTED TODAY. Just advertise the business toll-free
number with your ID # and let this business CLOSE YOUR SALES every day...
We do all the work and YOU GET PAID FOR IT!
* You may advertise any way you choose: Bulk E-Mail, Flyers, Classifieds,
Postcards, etc. Suppose you use bulk E-Mail, as I am: 100,000 E-Mails
with a 1/10 of a percent (0.1%) sales rate at $100 per sale nets
$10,000... not too bad.
There is nothing else out there that will provide you with an immediate income
beginning THIS WEEK with minimal effort.
Before you call, I want you to think about the quality of the live
operators handling your call. I am convinced you will not find
a better team of closers for your own personal sales. You will
clearly understand what I am talking about once you call.
PLEASE DON'T LET THIS PASS YOU BY. MAKE THE CALL!!
1-800-811-2141
You will be asked for ID #50030 when you call.
(Live operators are available from 8 AM-10 PM CST Monday through Saturday and
will be able to answer any questions you may have.)
Call one of the 24hr TESTIMONIAL lines at 888-703-5389, 888-446-6949 or 888-731-3457
(all toll free).
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