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FW: OOPS!
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [email protected] [SMTP:[email protected]]
> Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 1998 10:00 PM
> To: LUCKY666
> Subject: RE: 6190- 3
>
> >
> >
> > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
> dinner
> > > with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her
> boyfriend
> > > that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the
> first
> > > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
> so
> > > he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
> pharmacist
> > > helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
> there is
> > > to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
> asks
> > > the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack,
> or a
> > > family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
> he
> > > will be very busy, it being his first time and all.
> > >That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets
> his
> >girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come
> >on in"
> > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's
> > > parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
> his
> > > head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with
> his
> > > head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
> > > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
> leans over
> > > and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so
> religious."
> > > The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
> a
> > > pharmacist."
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