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FW: Fw: Secret (fwd)
> And this from my little sister, no less!!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Abby Haber [SMTP:[email protected]]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 1998 4:47 PM
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> Subject: Fwd: Fw: Secret (fwd)
>
>
> > This guy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
> >>bar,
> > but decides, what the hell, "I really want a beer".
> >
> > When the gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer,
> > "What's the name of your penis?"
> >
> > The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all
> > I want is a beer."
> >
> > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry I can't serve you until
> > you tell me the name of your penis."
> >
> > So the customer turns to the man sitting on his left who is
> sipping a
> > beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
> >
> > The man on the left looks back with a smile and says "TIMEX"
> >
> > "TIMEX?"
> >
> > The fella proudly replies "It takes a lickin' and keeps on
> tickin'!"
> >
> > The shaken customer turns to the fella on his right who is
> sippin on
> > a margarita. "So, what is the name of your penis?"
> >
> > The man to his right turns and proudly exclaims, "FORD!" because
> > quality is job 1." Then he adds, "have you driven a Ford lately?"
> >
> > Even more shaken the customer has to think for a moment before he
> > comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender
> and
> > exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET! now give me my beer!"
> >
> > The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a
> puzzled
> > look asks, "Why SECRET?" The customer says,
> >
> > "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
>