FW: Nothing to Cheer but Beer itself...

[Heather Flanagan <heflan@wnt.sas.com>]

*grin* I heard that!

> -----Original Message-----
> Subject:	Nothing to Cheer but Beer itself...
> 
> A case for beer to all.  True or not?  You decide:
> 
> 	A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo,
> and
> when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
> back
> that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as
> a
> whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained
> or
> even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
> 	In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast
> as
> the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass.
> Recent 
> epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of
> alcohol 
> kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> first. 
> Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
> constantly 
> making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of
> this 
> in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between
> all-weekend 
> parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few
> short 
> years of leaving university and getting married, most professionals
> cannot 
> keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that
> stick 
> to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain
> the 
> intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years.
> 	So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
> technological 
> edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff
> that
> pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you
> shouldn't
> deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle
> and
> be all that you can be!
> 
>