FW: Some things you just can't explain

[Heather Flanagan <heflan@wnt.sas.com>]

> A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.  A man
> comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
> beautiful day getting drunk?"
> 
> Farmer:  Some things you just can't explain.
> 
> Man:  So what happened that's so horrible?
> 
> Farmer:  Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.  Just as I
> got
> the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the
> bucket.
> 
> Man:  Ok, but that's not so bad.
> 
> Farmer:  Some things you just can't explain.
> 
> Man:  So what happened then?
> 
> Farmer:  I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
> 
> Man:  and then?
> 
> Farmer:  Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.  Just as I
> got
> the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the
> bucket.
> 
> Man:  Again?
> 
> Farmer:  Some things you just can't explain.
> 
> Man:  So, what did you do then?
> 
> Farmer:  I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on
> the right.
> 
> Man:  and then?
> 
> Farmer:  Well, I sat back down and began milking her again.  Just as
> got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with
> her tail.
> 
> Man:  Hmmm...
> 
> Farmer:  Some things you just can't explain.
> 
> Man:  So, what did you do?
> 
> Farmer:  Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and
> tied her tail to the rafter.  In that moment, my pants fell down and
> my wife walked in.....