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"Rodan-B-Gon"
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Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 11:54:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email protected]
Subject: How common is Rodan in Colorado?
To: [email protected] (/dev/null)
Forwarded-by: Joe Ilacqua <[email protected]>
[Someone was trying to ask how common Radon is on Colorado, when things
got out of hand.]
>From: [email protected] (Ken Hamel)
Subject: Re: how common is Rodan in Colorado?
The larger question is: How common is Godzilla in Colorado? What are the
chances that prehistoric reptiles from below the sea will rise up and
trample Denver? Can I get insurance to protect myself from this threat?
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>From: [email protected] (Alek O. Komarnitsky)
Subject: Re: how common is Rodan in Colorado?
Actually, it's extremely probable this year ... since the Snow Pack is
200% of normal, and we may have flooding in Boulder Creek this year. But
it's questionable if Godzilla will make an appearance, since I recall that
he usually starts out in the South Pacific after a Nuke test. So maybe
we *will* see Rodan?!?
alek
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>From: [email protected] (Bill Boyer)
Subject: Re: how common is Rodan in Colorado?
Also you can get little "Rodan" detectors at most hardware stores. They
cost about $10-20 and a small indicator will show a red plus sign if
"Rodan" gets within 50 miles of your house. Wait a sec, I think I'm
confused. This tester is only good if "Rodan" is pregnant....never mind.
smart alek
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>From: [email protected] (Randy Hinds)
Subject: Re: how common is Rodan in Colorado?
If you don't want to spend that kind of money, you can go to many of the
stores (Safeway, K-mart, Target) and get the 'Rodan Repellant'. Simply
spray around your house once a week and your set.
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>From: [email protected] (131AA0000-RogersC(DR8926)273)
Subject: Re: how common is Rodan in Colorado?
This is a rip-off scam perpetrated by conscienceless con-artists! Don't
buy this stuff. I *know* it's 1/10th the price of "Rodan-B-Gon(tm)", but
it doesn't work, and you'll just end up wishing you'd purchased the real
thing. I tried the cheap imitation stuff last Sunday, and I came home
Monday evening to find my house completely flattened, and Rodan poop all
over the back yard. Why, oh why didn't I stick with a proven product!?!
Forwarned is forarmed!
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>From: [email protected] (John Sloan)
Subject: Re: how common is Rodan in Colorado?
I have some Mothra Balls, if anyone is interested. You'll need a pickup
truck, though. These are easily available from any monster vet clinic in
Toyko. Remember: have your giant Japanese monsters neutered; stop the
senseless reproduction of giant Japanese monsters!