asleep at work

[Heather Honerkamp <heather@mindspring.net>]

Here's a list of the top ten things to say if caught sleeping at your
desk.

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
    time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here
    just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
    envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
    stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
    to our biggest problem."

3. " The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."