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FW: then and now
I'm just a _bit_ to young to properly appreciate this... *snicker* But
it's still amusing
-hf
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Subject: FW: then and now
> Baby Boomers - Then & Now
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> Then: Killer Weed
> Now: Weed Killer
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> Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
> Now: Getting a new hip joint
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> Then: Moving to California because it's cool
> Now: Moving to California because it's warm
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> Then: Being called into the principal's office
> Now: Storming into the principal's office
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> Then: Peace Sign
> Now: Mercedes Logo
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> Then: Getting your head stoned
> Now: Getting your headstone
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> Then: "Going blind"
> Now: REALLY going blind
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> Then: Long hair
> Now: Longing for hair
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> Then: Acid rock
> Now: Acid reflux
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> Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
> Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral
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> Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
> Now: Fighting to keep the lying President
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> Then: The perfect high
> Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund
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> Then: Elvis in the army
> Now: Elvis in a UFO
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> Then: Keg
> Now: EKG
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> Then: Swallowing acid
> Now: Swallowing antacid
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> Then: You're growing pot
> Now: Your growing pot
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> Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
> Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
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> Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
> Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
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> Then: Passing the driving test
> Now: Passing the vision test
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> Then: Seeds and stems
> Now: Roughage
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> Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
> Now: Popping joints
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> Then: Whatever?.
> Now: Depends
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> Then: Ommmmmm
> Now: Ummmmm
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> Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel
> Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity
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