Scam Alert!

[Robbie Honerkamp <robbie@opus.shorty.com>]

SCAM ALERT!
  
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
  
THIS IS SERIOUS!
  
If you get an envelope from a company called the
"Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This
group operates a scam around this time every year.
  
Their letter claims that you owe them money, which
they will take and use to pay for the operation of
essential functions of the United States government.
  
This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used
to fund various inefficient and pointless social
engineering projects.
  
This organization has ties to another shady outfit
called the Social Security Administration, who claim
to take money from your regular paychecks and save
it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA uses the
money to pay for the same misguided make-work
projects the IRS helps mastermind.
  
These scam artists have bilked honest, hard working
Americans out of hundreds of billions of dollars.
Don't fall for this scam!
  
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!