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- To: [email protected], Bob Osborn <[email protected]>, Cathleen Sweeney <[email protected]>, David Martinak <[email protected]>, Deborah Mooney <[email protected]>, Derek Stewart <[email protected]>, Francisco Morales <[email protected]>, Grant Croker <[email protected]>, Herb Overstreet <[email protected]>, "Kevin V. Pou" <[email protected]>, Lynn Bedgood <[email protected]>, Paul Gibson <[email protected]>, Raul Garcia <[email protected]>, TJ <[email protected]>, Warren Lang <[email protected]>
- Subject: [Fwd: [Fwd: Tennessee Computer Terms (fwd)]]
- From: Jeff Kidd <[email protected]>
- Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 18:51:40 -0500
- Delivered-to: [email protected]
- Delivered-to: [email protected]
- Organization: WOPR
Nick Russell wrote:
> "Y'all" read these, they're funny!
>
> Nick
>
> <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
> ____________ Nick Russell
> / __________ \ [email protected]
> / / / 00 \ \ \
> | || __ || | http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~c95nr (need IE4 or Netscape 4)
> \|| |__| ||/
> | |----| |
> \ / Drugs and alcohol may lead to nowhere,
> ooo ooo but at least it's the scenic route.
> <-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
>
> "Cam The Man!" wrote:
> >
> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 08:45:14 EST
> > From: [email protected]
> > To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> > [email protected], [email protected],
> > [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> > [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> > [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
> > Subject: Tennessee Computer Terms
> >
> > TENNESSEE COMPUTER TERMS
> >
> > 1. Log On - Make the wood stove hotter
> > 2. Log Off - Don't add no more wood
> > 3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove
> > 4. Download - Keep getting firewood off the truck
> > 5. Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much
> > firewood
> > 6. Ram - That thing that splits the firewood
> > 7. Hard drive - Getting home in the winter
> > 8. Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter
> > 9. Window - What to shut when it's cold outside
> > 10. Screen - What to shut in blackfly season
> > 11. Byte - What the blackflies do
> > 12. Bit - What the blackflies did
> > 13. Mega byte - What the BIG blackflies do
> > 14. Chip - Munchies for TV
> > 15. Micro chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
> > 16. Modem - What you did to the hayfields
> > 17. Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
> > 18. Lap top - Where the kitty sleeps
> > 19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at
> > McDonald's
> > 20. Hardware - The real stainless steel cutlery
> > 21. Mouse - What eats the grain in the barn
> > 22. Main frame - What holds the barn up
> > 23. Enter - City talk for "come on in, y'all"
> > 24. Web - What a spider makes
> > 25. Web site - The barn or attic
> > 26. Cursor - Someone who swears
> > 27. Search engine - What you do when the car dies
> > 28. Screen saver - A repair kit for window screens
> > 29. Home page - A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you
> > get lost
> > 30. Upgrade - A steep hill
> > 31. Server - The person at the KFC who brings the food
> > 32. Mail server - The guy at the KFC who brings the food
> > 33. MS DOS - Some new disease they discovered
> > 34. Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that
> > plays music
> > 35. User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff but don't return
> > it
> > 36. Browser - What they call you when your eyebrows grow together
> > 37. Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
> > 38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
> > 39. Netscape - When a fish maneuvers out of reach
> > 40. On line - When you get the laundry hung out
> > 41. Off line - When the clothes pins let go