FW: user friendly

[Heather Flanagan <heflan@wnt.sas.com>]

This was on todays Daily Static page of userfriendly.org - I wanted to make
sure you all saw it!  :)

-----Original Message-----

  How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. (Peripherals : 10, including
speakers.)
  I love thee to the depth (16.93 in.) and breadth (14.37 in.) and height
(6.15 in.)
  My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight (Where's that damn ADB
port?!)
  For the ends of Being (50-pin SCSI) and ideal Grace.
  I love thee to the level of every day's
  Most quiet need, (E-MAIL!) by sun and candlelight. (Ooo! Time to change
the gamma.)
  I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; (Shareware!)
  I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. (Freeware!)
  I love with a passion put to use (DTP, web design, MU** coding...)
  In my old griefs, (WinTel 486DX) and with my childhood's faith.
  (Macintosh SE-30)
  I love thee with a love I seemed to lose (What!?! You crashed -AGAIN-!?!?)
  With my lost saints, (Steve Jobs ... *sigh*) -- I love thee with the
breath, (MacinTalk)
  Smiles, (MacOS Startup!) tears, (Micro$oft!) of all my life! -- and, if
God choose,
  I shall but love thee better after death. (Especially when I replace your
brain with a G3 450.)