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[Jeff Kidd <jeffkidd@mindspring.com>]

Very Funnny....



John Galt wrote:

> >>  A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date,
> >>  nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something
> >>  wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex
> >>  therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the  well-known
> >>  sex therapist. So, she went to see him.
> >>
> >>  Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
> >>  your crose." So she did.
> >>
> >>  "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room."
> >>  So,  she did.
> >>
> >>  Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she  did.
> >>
> >>  Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said  "Your probrem vewy bad, you
> >>  haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see,that why you not haf sex
> >>  or dates."
> >>
> >>  Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
> >>
> >>  Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
> >>