How to speak Chinese!

[Mike Harrelson <mikeh@mindspring.net>]

>    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!
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>  [English phrase]     -- [Chinese Interpretation]
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>  Are you harboring a fugitive?     -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
>  See me A.S.A.P.     -- Kum Hia Nao
>  Stupid Man     -- Dum Gai
>  Small Horse     -- Tai Ni Po Ni
>  Did you go to the beach?     -- Wai Yu So Tan?
>  I bumped into a coffee table.     -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
>  I think you need a facelift.     -- Chin Tu Fat
>  It's very dark in here.     -- Wai So Dim?
>  Has your flight been delayed?     -- Hao Long Wei Ting?
>  That was an unauthorized execution.     -- Lin Ching
>  I thought you were on a diet.     -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>  This is a tow away zone.     -- No Pah King
>  Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?   -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
>  You are not very bright.     -- Yu So Dum
>  I got this for free.     -- Ai No Pei
>  I am not guilty.     -- Wai Hang Mi?
>  Please, stay a while longer.     -- Wai Go Nao?
>  Our meeting was scheduled for next week.     -- Wai Yu Kum Nao
>  They have arrived.     -- Hia Dei Kum
>  Stay out of sight.     -- Lei Lo
>  He's cleaning his automobile.     -- Wa Shing Ka
>  Your body odor is offensive.     -- Yu stin ki pu
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