Wet Willy (from IJMC)

[Robbie Honerkamp <robbie@opus.shorty.com>]

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed
with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage
and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to.. To..
Cut it off, are you???!?"

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye,
"Nope. You are. *I'm* going to set the garage on fire."