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#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
   while(!CRASHED)
   {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();

     if (first_time_installation)
       {
       make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
       do_nothing_loop();
       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
       make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
       disable_Netscape();
       disable_RealPlayer();
       disable_Lotus_Products();
       hang_system();
       } //if
     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();

     if (still_not_crashed)
     {
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     basically_run_windows_31();
     do_nothing_loop();
     } // if
   } //while

   if (detect_cache())
     disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu())
     {
     set_wait_states(lots);
     set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
     set_mouse(action,jumpy);
     set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
     } //if

   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
   printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

   if (system_ok())
     crash(to_dos_prompt)
   else
     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

   while(something)
     {
     sleep(5);
     get_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     act_on_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     } // while
   create_general_protection_fault();

} // main
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