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Men, don't try this at home..
Robbie
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Subject: JOTD: Toilet Paper
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 13:50:13 -0700
From: [email protected] (glen mccready)
To: [email protected]
From: Heather Nelson
Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"
Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.