FW: RE: home life discussions (fwd)

[Heather Flanagan <heflan@wnt.sas.com>]

*grin* And what's wrong with being spoiled? ;)

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> 
> Who needs vitamins? ;^P
> -W
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> 
> A little boy and his parents are at the circus. The father goes to get
> some
> popcorn just when the elephant show starts. The little boy points and
> asks
> his mother "Mommy, what's that?" 
> 
> To which his mother replies. "That's an elephant."
> 
> The boy says "I know that. I mean that." 
> 
> And the mother says "That's his trunk." 
> 
> And the boy again says "I know that, I mean that." 
> 
> The mother looks again to where he is pointing and says "That's its
> tail."
> 
> But the boy is not happy with that answer either. He points again and
> says "No Mommy, that." 
> 
> The mother looks again and understands. "Oh that, that's nothing."
> 
> A few moments pass and the father returns with the popcorn and the
> mother
> runs off to the restroom. The little boy points and asks his father
> "Daddy,
> what's that?" 
> 
> To which his father replies. "That's an elephant." 
> 
> The boy says "I know that. I mean that." 
> 
> And his father says "That's his trunk."
> 
> And the boy again says "I know that, I mean that." 
> 
> The father says "That's its tail." 
> 
> The boy points one last time and says "No Daddy, that."
> 
> His father looks to his son and says "That's it's penis." 
> 
> To which the boy says "Mommy says it's nothing." 
> 
> The father leans back in his seat and sighs a bit and says 
> "I've spoiled that woman."
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> Never knock on Death's door; 
> ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).