a few comments to get you through the day (fwd)

[Mike Harrelson <mikeh@mindspring.com>]

...and just when you thought you couldn't make it through another crazy day--


Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:
1. And your crybaby whiny-*ssed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a d*mn people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on
   my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. Sorry, I was imagining peace and quiet.  Now what were you saying?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after
    them.
19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
20. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
    fallen asleep yet.
31. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
36. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
38. I plead contemporary insanity.
39. And which dwarf are you?
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
41. Meandering to a different drummer.
42. I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?