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Fwd: FW: Friday 2/6
>Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 10:35:19 PST
>From: "Kyle,Riley" <[email protected]>
>Subject: FW: Friday 2/6
>To: [email protected], [email protected],
> "Barger,Patrick" <[email protected]>, [email protected],
> "Campbell,Bill" <[email protected]>, [email protected],
> [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> "Morris,Brady" <[email protected]>,
> "Nicodemus,Nora K" <[email protected]>, [email protected],
> [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> "Whitesides,Roger" <[email protected]>
>Posting-date: Mon, 09 Feb 1998 13:38:26 -0500
>Priority: normal
>Hop-count: 3
>
>
>A woman is in bed with her lover ... who also happens to be her husband's
>best friend. They make love for hours ... wondrous, delightful, satisfying,
>exquisite, passionate love. Afterwards, they're just laying there, each
>savoring the nearness of the other. The telephone rings and, because it's
the
>woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver. Her lover looks
>over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ....
>
>She is speaking in a cheery voice. "Hello? Oh, hi. So glad you called.
>Really? That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great.
>Thanks. Okay. Buh-bye."
>
>She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
>
>"Oh," she replies, "that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's
>having on his fishing trip with you." >>
>****************************************************
>
>Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to
> be moving!
>
>New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
>
>Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"
>
>New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive
>reasoning"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
>
>New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out
>back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
>
>Neighbor 1: "That is right"
>
>New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that
> you have a family"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Right again"
>
>New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Correct"
>
>New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are
>heterosexual."
>
>Neighbor 1: "Yup"
>
>New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Cool"
>
>Later that same day
>
>Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
>
>Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
>
>Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
>
>Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
>
>Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
>
>Neighbor 2: "No"
>
>Neighbor 1: "Fag."
>
Those who live by the sword [email protected]
get shot by those who don't. KE4EIF